Show HN: Super Dario
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A satirical platformer where the flagpole always escapes and you can't lose.
Super Dario parody-game about AI lab promotional extensions. The game is unwinnable by design: the flag always escapes, the date always extends, and new GPT releases wipe your valuation. The win condition is closing the tab because you're tired of it. The code is described as 'vibe-slopped,' most imagery is original or from icon libraries. Bugs are intentional as part of the joke.
What commenters are saying
Commenters found the game clever and funny, appreciating the satire of AI industry dynamics. Many noted the impossibility of dying and the meta-commentary on venture capital. Some criticized the gameplay as buggy and poorly optimized, arguing it shows AI still can't build a competent platformer. The maker confirmed the bugs are intentional and that the game has no ending, making it the most realistic AI-industry simulation available.